The commander's stallion noticed the beautiful stable horse. As he tried to kiss the speckled mare she turned her cheek and the military horse planted a big smooch on the donkey's rear end.
After the beast of burden's eyes returned to their sockets he batted them, "I will marry you, but first you have to meet my parents."
The esteemed equine became enraged. His powerful kicks shook the rickety structure walls.
The camel and burro were afraid until they looked at each other and dug deep to say, "If we were any braver, we would have to be taller!"
