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Soon the salivary glands of everyone in town were triggered for the Crinkle Crankle “revolutionary" cakes. Johnny sat in the cafeteria with a pile of Zoobaybay ingots in front of him instead of soggy sandwiches. At the grocery store La David walked to the snack aisle. The displays had been reversed featuring a large sign from The Crinkle Crankle Bakery with animated figures and lights that cast a shadow onto the puny Zoobaybay selection.

Cake displays

In the checkout line an issue of Bon Appetit featured a Crinkle Crankle cake. The boy read a newspaper headline: NOT GOING TO SUGARCOAT IT! ZOOBAYBAY FACTORY TREATS EMPLOYEES TO PINK SLIPS. RECLUSE OWNER GIVES NO COMMENT. As La David helped put bags into the van he saw one of Crinkle Crankle's delivery trucks pull up to the store loading zone.

The bundled up driver spoke into their CB communicator, "Breaker, breaker, Rubberduck. Glinda says she's just asking for a friend if Dorthy is a good witch or a bad witch, but then says only bad witches are ugly?! Come on!" The fossil fueled panel truck backed into a cement post, but the pole passed through the side of the vehicle mysteriously without a scratch.

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